My First FNAF Dream

Okay, I haven’t been talking to anyone about my dreams for quite a while now but this one I had the other night was just so weird, I really have to tell you all how it all went, it almost felt so real I thought it was actually really happening.

I woke up in an underground fighting ring with nothing on but my blue shorts and the TV turns on with Mike Schmidt on and he says to me “Welcome to the FNAF fight off!” and he tells me that I have to fight the FNAF animatronics in order to get myself back home. The animatronics I had to fight were Bonnie, Foxy, and Freddy Fazbear, he won’t let me fight Chica, Mangle, The Balloon Boy, and The Marionette. Chica and Mangle are ladies and real men don’t fight ladies and The Balloon Boy and The Marionette would be too easy. Springtrap was sadly not mentioned in my dream.

Before I even had to start fighting off Mike decides to sing a song (John Lennon - Imagine) before he brings out Bonnie for me to fight with. Trust me Mike Schmidt singing in my dream was terrible he couldn’t even sing a single note!

When he was done singing Bonnie then comes out and jumps into the fighting ring and said “Lets start this fight up with bunny muscle power!!!”. Fighting Bonnie was like trying to get a dog to stop biting your ass! I was able to win the fight by throwing Bonnie right out of the ring and he lays down moaning in pain! As soon as I finally won the first fight Mike then again sings another song (R.E.M. - Man On The Moon) and yes again Mike’s singing sounds like horse crap.

After the song Foxy then jumped into the ring and said “You have no match for me and me hook you sweaty shorts boy!”. Oh my god…. Fighting Foxy was even more harder than fighting Bonnie, I got scratched by his hook 5 times in the face! It hurt me so bad!!! >_<

But I didn’t gave up on Foxy though, I was able to stop him from scratching me with his hook by hitting him in his face really hard 5 times and I knocked his hook right out of his hand and gave him the biggest sucker punch in his jaw! Of course, when I was finished fighting Foxy and won the second fight Mike sings another song with his horrible singing voice (Styx - Come Sail Away).

Oh my god…. You have no idea how horrible Mike’s singing was, he makes Rebecca Black sound like Enya and I am not even kidding! So after the song Freddy Fazbear jumped into the ring for the finale fight and he said “You will never win me you sweaty boy!”. Oh my god the finale fight with Freddy Fazbear was a nightmare! I thought I would never win this fight, Freddy Fazbear even had the nerve to give me wedgie and knock me out and put his foot on me and said “Got anything else to say before I squish your face sweaty boy?”.

Unfortunately I didn’t even get to win the fight with Freddy Fazbear, because right when I got back up to beat him up my iPhone alarm woke me up and I was back in my bedroom and I even said “Damnit! I almost had it!!!”. I really could have won the fight but sadly the dream got interrupted and another thing I guess I won’t even be able to return to the dream to finish the fight with him…. lol!

Well nothing much else to say, but this was like the first time in like quite a while I had a dream like this.

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